The smartest of them ask commanders for a leave to supposedly have time for their wedding.

This is confirmed by telephone conversations of russian invaders intercepted by the SSU.

‘I already asked a girl: ‘Go, apply to the registry office to register marriage.’ I will tell about this here. But f**k! We were told: ‘It’s not a f**king option.’ That’s the thing…’ an occupier tells his friend.

According to him, due to a significant number of those who refuse to fight, control over soldiers has been strengthened. So, now they can return home only in three cases: injury, occupier’s death or death of a close relative.

The option with a fictitious marriage, no matter how original it is, doesn’t work for them. But the first two options may well happen. And then they may even be able to catch a cool ride home - in a body bag and refrigerator.